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Saturday Smile

Jay and Nancy live in Chicago. One winter
morning while listening to the radio, they hear the
announcer say, "We are going to have 3 to 4 inches
of snow today. You must park your car on the even
numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can
get through."

Nancy goes out and moves their car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
radio announcer says, "We are expecting 4 to 5
inches of snow today. You must park your car on the
odd numbered side of the street, so the snowplow
can get through."

Nancy goes out and moves their car again.

The next week they are having breakfast again, when
the radio announcer says "We are expecting 10 to
12 inches of snow today. You must park...",
then the electric power goes out.

Nancy says, "Honey, I don't know what to do."

Jay says, "Why don't you just leave it in the garage
this time?"

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Saturday Smile

Is it true that if you put a crouton on your sundae instead of a cherry,
it counts as a salad?



I've been told that the main reason Santa is so jolly is because
he knows where all the bad girls live.

Someone to be Thankful For

From a church newsletter:

On the Sunday before Thanksgiving, 1984, Dr. Norman Vincent Peale began his sermon with this thought:

Now it is November, the month that contains the most American
of all holidays: Thanksgiving.
We Americans invented Thanksgiving, and this is not surprising
because of all the nations in the world, we have the most to be thankful for.
We have freedom in a magnificent land that stretches
from sea to shining sea.
We have science, we have medicine, we have rich farmlands
and soaring skyscrapers and great cathedrals and quiet churches.
If you are an American, you have every right to be proud and grateful.
And there's one thing more you should be grateful for:
You should be thankful for you.

If you are precious in God's eyes -
and you most certainly are -
then be grateful for the life God has given you
and the constant blessings which are yours.

- Excerpt from "Be Thankful for You"

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